49. Want to get a date, here is a guide to understand woman better.

So many of you who have watched “Pyar ka Punchnama” and would have loved it. 

Do you know the reason why? Let me tell you. Because you think that you connect with it. You must be going like “ Man this is my life “ while watching it and your friends must be agreeing with you. This is how predictable we are as boys that we feel a film can sum up everything about us from our point of view, which instead of making us shallow and limited makes us feel proud. Males are shitty breed. We don’t try to analyze the problems rather we pick what happens in our life, showcased in that film, as matter of fact or truth about life. I loved the film when I first watched it but I don’t like it now after knowing that one secret about girls which if you know you can get any girl you want.

 Stop doing what others are doing and stop thinking from your friend’s perspective because your friend is as dumb about girls as you are. Now I am going to reveal a truth to you that is so hard to digest and true to its core that it will be difficult even for Freud to digest but if, particularly you, accept it, it will bring miraculous changes to your life. Trust me, it has brought miraculous changes to my life and it will nonetheless help you too.

“Men don’t understand woman because they don’t try to understand woman.”

What !!!

“You fucking idiot. Where is the secret there?”

Let me tell all you assholes who think they are too smart to understand real meaning behind the lines written above. It is the simplest line that you will ever encounter but you have never cared about.

Think for a second. Why you don’t understand woman? Isn’t it because you are too comfortable with the boys around you and you want girls in your life to behave in the similar manner. We are such assholes that we don’t stop there, we try to impose that thought on other girls, due to which some girls feel very proud behaving like boys and comparing themselves to boys and hate when being called ‘A Girl’.

The truth is that we boys are born as boys (another simples statement which we take so much for granted) due to which irrespective of whether we chose or not we know everything about boys; that is why we are more comfortable around boys and gel with them easily. But we don’t know anything about woman and never care to know about them. You know why; because of our ego. Yes, the same damn piece of shit ego which you and we all men are so proud of is nothing but out fantasy of how we should be treated, how the world should behave and out idea about how the fucking world should actually run. Ego is like petting snake, because if you know what it truly is and what it is truly capable of doing it, you will discard it the next moment. No one knows what ego is and no citing the definition doesn’t make it any clearer to us than it should.

We are so impertinent that we even use pickup lines which feel FUNNY to us. We don’t care whether the girls will feel it funny or not. We just don’t care about them yet somehow, we feel that they should be attracted to us. And if they don’t laugh at our stupid jokes, we think they don’t get it or they are foolish, except low self-esteem boys who thinks that he sucks and the joke was bad. The truth is you don’t know anything about them. Do you know the names of clothes they wear and don’t say “yeah I know – bikini and bra”. Everyone knows about it brother. Try to know more about their world and that’s how you will interest them into your own world. Do you know what kind of shoes they wear? What is the latest fashion trend? What is the name of her favorite dog breed? What is her favorite color and what shades of it she likes? Do you know the kinds of hairstyles she carries? No, you don’t. it is because you are an asshole.

Now imagine this scenario from “Pyar ka Punchnama” where the character played by Karthik Aryan tells that – He doesn’t understand why they chose so many cushions and how in the earth does they expect for a guy to know about the colors like magenta blue, light blue, aqua blue and what not. Let’s say there is a guy like me who loves his girlfriend and prepares himself for the shopping by researching little bit on Google. When his girlfriend goes to a shopping mall, enters into a clothing shop and asks whether “he” likes the particular color or not, and imagine, just imagine what would her reaction be if he says - Lets go for little darker shade of that color or magenta version or aqua version because it will match with the wall and the color of the lighting in the room. Woooh. Imagine the girlfriend’s face. She knows now that you care about him to know about all this stuff and now you are talking in the language she knows. She can talk about anything with you. She connects with you. You don’t talk in English language to a man who knows only Korean. Do you? No. And those who think of it as little feminine or feel it hurts their manliness to know or talk about these things, then my all my sympathy goes with your hand, whichever you use to jerk off.

See how easy it is to understand what was going inside the mind of your girl. Just pick the right stuff and a little bit of observation and listening to what she says will change everything about the way you deal with girls.

I will give you one more practical example of what happened with one of my students whom I taught this secret knowledge. He is a married guy and he wasn’t looking for new girls. Yes, I am a relationship expert too. He is a committed guy and he was looking to please his wife for a long time. They had love marriage but after marriage she became a little bit cranky after knowing how he actually lives in his life. This is the problem faced my many couples who have love marriage. Before marriage they would have hid their unpleasant habits easily as they were not living together but after marriage there is no way a husband can hide the unpleasant side of his living. I told him to observe for a week the likes and dislikes of his wife. His wife is a little chubby and she is not very good at wearing saris. So, what he did was, he searched a video on youtube about how to wear a sari and get to know everything about it. Two days later when they were going out on a party and she as instructed by her mother in law to wear sari on this particular occasion, she took out one sari to wear. My student was as usual lying on bed as males in Indian families tend to wait for females to dress first as they take like ten times more time to get ready than an average male. When he saw that she was having trouble wearing her sari. He got up, went to her and started helping her and he draped the sari around her so perfectly that she couldn’t hide her amusement. This was something unusual for a man to know. This was a pleasant surprise for her. She asked him how he knows about wearing saris and he told him that he learned it two days ago, when he saw her having trouble wearing saris earlier; he told her that he did it because he felt it was important for her. No doubt her eyes got moistened and my student is no living a happy life ever since. No words could have matched that action that he took and for that he just had to go through probably ten minutes of youtube video.

Try to know as much as you can about woman clothing, shoes, brands and things they care for and then, trust me, you will have great sex that night. That will also give you lots of pickup lines as you can compliment any girl anywhere about her dress, shoes, looks or clothes and she can never resist blushing and admiring your super observation skills, when all you did was a little bit of googling.